My Staccato Heels are Killing Me

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Nov 23, 2011.

  1. What wa my character's name in this story again?
     
  2. Like...Miranda. Lemme check.
     
  3. Bump hump
     
  4. Duhrp.
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    My phone was ringing. I could hear Enimem curse at me and calling me a white skinny little punk. Derp.

    "Hello? Miranda answering."

    "MIRANDA BABY! IT'S YOUR G-PA!"

    "Hi... G-pa."

    I closed the running water and waited for him to pry open my personal privacy box like a raccoon then eat anything that's juicy and edible. Like taking in gossip and brag-material. FO SHO!

    "What you doin' darlin'?"

    "Um... Games. Yes. I'M PLAYING BINGO."

    "TYPICAL MIRANDA! That's why I'm your G-Pa. Have fun, love ya!"

    Yes. G-Pa loves me. And for the sake of his heart I won't tell him that I'm half naked in the bath tub.

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  5. Only half naked? :/
     
  6. I didn't undress yet. .-.
     
  7. Haha! Bump 
    好好笑哦!我喜欢
     
  8. Bumperoo
     
  9. MORDICI, POST YO NAME. STAT.