My Staccato Heels are Killing Me

Two words combined

Same words though

 

Swearing shows a small vocabulary

 

Okay

 

It's not my fault I have the need to swear. im not even joking. It's a compulsive thing.

 

Btw who are you to say?

 

Your fairy godmother.

 

xD

 

Bump

 

Peace!! Okay?! Stop arguing!!  you're only making Chloe angry!! 

 

Oh my friken god Chloe you are my new favorite writer ahhhhhh! I love this friken storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bumppppp!!!!!!!! Update as soon as you can!!!!! 

 

Bump!!!!!!

 

Bumpp

 

Bump!

 

Bump!!!!!!!!!!

 

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I sat in church crying.

"OMIGAWD! I HAVE SINNED, MR LORD! babfhwjmsmsme EHAJWJHFNAIW?!!!?"

I kept screaming as Lillian patted an hushed me. She's been doing this after those Sex and the City 2 reruns. *bleh*.

I crawled back to my seat taking a bite on my Twinkie, then threw it at another homeless guy as he looked at my skirt.

"Nice ass."

"Go fuck yourself."

The man was pointing to my legs and I used my heel to kick him in the face. Well, almost. I kneed him in the groin though.

Lillian picked me up and slung me over her shoulder as I was led outside the chapel.

"A DEMON! A DEMON! ASMODEUS' DEMONS!"

You wish, you fat ass cat lady.
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Short update?

 

XD

 

Are you Chloe...? 

 

Yes. Originally an alt until CheekyChloe got perm silenced.


ME GUSTA!

 

 CheekyChloe got perm silenced?!  noooooo!!

 

NUUU