My Staccato Heels are Killing Me

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Nov 23, 2011.

  1.  Dolph, I'm serious.
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    Lillian and me were at KFC, stuffing our faces with gravy and crying over our lost boyfriends. Lil was spitting out the excess gravy and I was crying on the chicken wing deluxe.

    Repulsive. I know. But I couldn't care less. Ashley Grey told me that Denis hopped over to Eagle's one night and had a make out session. AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN BROKE UP YET!

    "*hiccup* THAT DAMN EAGLE!"

    "*hiccup* THAT DOUCHEBAG DENIS!"

    we hugged each other and cried. I spat out the remains of the chicken at a homeless guy, but ew. Just ew.
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    Happy?!
     
  2. .

    LOLROFLMFAO.

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  3. So now we know,a month is two days for Chloe 
     
  4. I'M A SPACE ALIEN. DUHHH.


    A year is two weeks foh meh. >:I
     
  5. LOL  which planet are you from? 
     
  6. I love itbump
     
  7. I'm from ShawtyLand. We are an inferior race, YET DOMINANT. BRO.
     
  8. You think you're what?
     
  9. Serious Chloe was like

    Dolph I'm serious

    You think I'm not u god damn **********
     
  10. She's many stars?