My Son, Optimus Prime

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My Son Optimus Prime - Dane Cook

I thinking of havin´ kids. I love to have some kids. I´ve been thinking about kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids.

I think naming them, thats gonna be fun. Whatever the names you come up with that´s exciting right there. You got to both decide; Hey you wanna name that
?- Noo I don´t like that name..
Right, It´s like a little game you tried come up-

I´ve already have names picked out, I don´t even know.
First kid, boy, girl, I don´t care. The first one that comes out I´m nameing it "Rrrrrrrr". (Roll tongue)
I think it´s beautiful, it´s feminim but strong at the same time.

- Time for bed Rrrrrr. I said time for bed Rrrrrr! No
cookies Rrrrrr!!! Typical Rrrrr!
Daddys on the phone Rrrr, daddys on the phone.

I´m gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I´m gonna name a bunch of them after
Transformers. That would be great. Oh yeah just to be
like:

-Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to
you. Come here. You sit here next to Megatron and we
gonna have a little chit-chat right here, OK?. I´m the
cobracommander in this-
RRRRRRR! I said no cookies!!!
RRRRARARARRARARARAR!!!
RRRRRRRR!!
THIS FUCKING RRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!!!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAARARARRAARAAARRRRR!!!!

Dane Cook, FTW
 
I was thinking of Dane cook a minute ago

That dude is a genius!!

And hilarious too 

I give it a like even tho I didn't read

Old joke of his, I already know it 
 
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