ONTOP OF ALL THIS. I'm silenced. Mhm. SILENCED. Because I'm such a gurf(once I got silenced I sobbed and then realized that the one thing to help me pass time was to WATCH ICARLY.) So no p-m-ing me. And It lasts till April 14th. ITS TOO LONG. HAVE MERCY. .-. I guess my preaching about getting rid of Creepers like me is working. Imaginary conversation with mods in my mind: "C'monnnnnnnn. I only stalked him 4 times" Reality: Mods:"Ha. Some weirdo followed me." "O rly?" "Mhmm." ..yeah So who thinks I should be a comedian GURRRRFFF. "Oh my GAWD CHILD. Stop making up words." "Shut up Granma. Gobble gobble fish gonna eat you right up." So now my boredom has been taking out with rage quitting. That's right. I was roleplaying with myself. The setting was that I was in a class full of 19 rebellious delinquents and a teacher who doesnt like wearing pants (reality much?). My imaginary role play best friend Bethany threw a pencil at the back of my head and I broke my desk. With the pencil. This is what happens when you leave somebody like me alone for more then 5 minutes. ....I'm not on a very good sleeping habit. I hate riddles so I found one just to share my hate on riddles. "The poor have me, the rich need me, and if you ate me you would die." When I first heard it I guessed a ball of thorns .-. Nobody had to tell me I was stupid, I was born knowing. But I have great, strong, boyounci-ish (I'm a horrible spell-er) LUNGS and I can whistle the whole "rolling in the deep" all the way through. Mhm. No joke. Omg. Don't you love the feeling of brand new skinny jeans? Like you are constantly yanking them up? Mmmmmmmm. Mine always smell like oysters. "Puh Puh Puh chhhh boom Puh Puh Puh chhhh okay! Bu bu bu bu chhh boom bu bu bu bu chhh" I'm trying to make beats YO. Check this new track! A wicki wick wick wick FRESH. *consider this a update* I want to make a tube top. Soo.. I wanna share a sweet little story. None of the above but eh, it's still a story. I was in an elevator eating a popsicle with 4 strangers. 2 others had Popsicles. 1 had a yogurt tube. Random man says "POPSICLE POPSICLE POPSICLE TUUUBBBBEEEEEEEEE" I live by that code It means, "Thou shall be summoned by the great CHEECHEE" My pet horse .-. He tried to be accepted into my little pony but hes ugly. No he's not. "Psh, do I NEED to dress up like the 16th president (was there even a 16th presidenti am JKEFUT) (*I meant legit.....*) and SPANK you?" Me and my imaginary friends have very investigative conversations I don't have a boyfriend Hey Men Im whiney
Lonely update 2::: After tireless hours of ICarly, shanedawson and CHOCOLATE, I have decided to make an update. Nobody talks in real life anymore It's all social media Conversation Killers (most used to..ya) 1. Lol 2.Yaa? 3.Cool 4.LOOOOL 5.Tehe:3 6.idk I wrote a song.. Like just THEN. OOOOOOOOOOOO if your balogna tastes like ham, it's not balogna. Because there's nothing like fried balognaaaaa Why should I be complaining? "Well Mekayla, nobody cares." Said the little voices... "I DO!" *turns into a sheep and runs away* Watching my nanny work out has inspired me to PAINT. "Now you're just showing off, Mekayla." "RAAAA IM NOT." Where's gobble gobble fish when you need him? WHY AM I SO WEIRD? Why am I so bored? Answer: it's raining, i make people too mad, and I ran out of ICarly episodes Lemme know whether I should keep.. Updating in my state of boredom Say "diddle doo" if I should