My Most Embarrassing Moment Was ..

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You couldve added more...but run with it?



Let's see...



So...my sister had pissed me off. A couple years ago (I don't get embarrassed often...), her thing was to insult people by saying "You...like a man." It was annoying. I had been riding my bike on the road, and there was a car coming, so instead of doing the logical thing and pulling off into the grass or moving over, I thought, "I can TAKE this car!!!". Because that's a logical response. So I rode and rode and rode, faster and faster...and then I hit a ditch an fell off. I forgot that my bike didn't have any brakes...  So I hit the ditch and bounced off my bike (I really was going that fast... It was on an incline). My sister saw and started laughing and pointing at me and was like "YOU FELL OFF YOUR BIKE...LIKE A MAN!!!" and just cackled her little heart out, which pissed me off. So I went storming into the house. I was on the porch and kept walking and turned to her and said "SHUT UP!!! It's not FUNNY!!". And then...I started turning around and ran into the screen door so hard I fell backwards...



And that was the same time that the car that I was...erm...trying to outrun came back by and asked if I was okay. So they saw that too. -.-



I'll see if I can think of any more.
 
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And they said "no' this is kids sex change"

I was like 'oh shit :/
 
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