My Inaugural Speech

Emoji ?you're my second in command at the secret service, so shhhh.

 

Chance gives him blowies 
I arrange play dates
TELL THEM ABOUT PERSON OF THE DAY

 

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My secret organization shall rise and diminish the meaning of life in a matter of complete and otter annihilation!No CF terms No Mercy We are the army you will a be distraught

 

I'll be his personal maid ???

 

Oh okIm cool with that ignore last post

 

What am I 

 

The chef

 

Cook some cheese bushes!

 

I hereby suspend all rights and liberties in order to protect the new Government.

 

 noob want a position

 

I hereby reinstate all rights and liberties in the order of the 4th troll regiment.










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Their is no legislative or executive branches!No more senate or congress!Rise the oppressed shall be oppressed no more!This is a dictatorship that has been voted on by the people of PimD!All who oppose....Shall face a punishment like no other! Banishment to Fan Fiction Beware and enjoy A NEW ERA

 

JJ, you're in charge of the PINPU army, where you and the army will dress up in lingerie and ambush the enemies following the guerrilla warfare tatics.

 

?emoji we obviously have some work to do.

 

To ALL who dare oppose:

 

?Yes we do Anya

 

How'd u get a pic of my dog Odie?

 

I declare rebellion against the president!  Corruption and evil rot in the heart of the alleged "WarriorCare." We must rebel against this mockery! ?