my imagination

*zomes enjoy some R and R!" You yelled!

You soon find giant me, with a gun.

Reply options:
-secret armor power, activate
-secret laser power, activate!
-secret diarrhea power, activate!
 
You nasty poop goes right into the gun's barrel, jamming it! Dragon comes in closer for the final blow!

Final strike with:
-sword
-mustard
-mayonnaise
 
You jump at giant me with the sword, "YOU FOOL!" I yelled, "I told you his only weakness was-"

Too late, you were stabbing repeatedly, but nothing happened. You were squashed like a bug.

GAME OVER!

Try again!
 
If you read the whole thing, you'd know giant me's weakness. I'll just give you the right ending.



You heroically grabbed the ancient bottle of mustard and jumped off the dragon. Time seemed to slow down as you squirted the mustard into giant me's eye. Then you anti-climactically fell back onto dragon as giant me exploded. We flew away, eating samiches.


THE END
 
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