my imagination

You jump down wearing your super rad sunglasses. As soon as the zombies see you, they're all like, "whoa! That guy's rad!" They all have happily joined the team.

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-"neat!"
-"march towards victory, my friends!"
-"ultimate staring contest!"
 
Everyone started staring at each other, until everyone realized how ugly we all are. We all cried for a bit, then the kittens, you, and I got onto the dragon, while the zombie army walked below.

You near giant me's home mountain. He appears to have made some rock golem guards.

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-"zombies! Attack!"
-"Kittens! Attack!"
"fuck you, I'm batman!"
 
You fly off the dragon and implode into batman. You run up to the golems and throw a batarang. It's not very effective. The pound you into the ground like a nail. Game over.

TRY AGAIN!
 
 this game is hard. If choosing the same thing every time doesn't work... Then what will? 
 
The kittehs shoot their lasers at the golems, who instantly die. "good work cats!" I yell. "meo!" the leader said.

Suddenly, more EVIL zombies showed up!

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-"zombies! Fight the zombies!"
-"Kittehs! Fight the zombies!"
-"everyone! Fight the zombies! The rest of this mission is all mine!"
 
Kitties fight. If the zombies got involved they might become confused and attack their own kind, or even worse, attack the kitties 
 
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