My Dog is Ded

Eat nicotine raw

 

It's like a peach

 

It’s nicotine with a peach scent
Damn kids and their smoke sticks.

 

So I guess that’s not what the maintenance was fixing :/

 

Dip them in chocolate

 

Sadly

 

Bruh I am tryna be healthy. also I hate chocolate

 

Chocolate tends to keep me in the bathroom for a good 15 minutes contemplating my life choices

 

I know some people like to dip them in honey or agave

 

I don't like honey or agave either. I was thinking of like putting it in a meal rather than dipping it and eating it like a snack

 

You can attempt to make orange chicken but like you know…vegan…tofu…idk

 

I'll let you know how my nectarine sammich goes tomorrow. Imma add avocado and...idk. some spinach or smthing. I'll think.

 

Ew that doesn’t sound good

 

Donut say that to me

 

O ig I shan't ever be cooking for you :c I lub avacados