My Adventures in Online Dating

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by renamed34360, Oct 28, 2018.

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  1. Yep. Glad to have found that one shiny needle.
     
  2. I thought I found a shiny needle too, except it was actually a rusty needle covered in silver paint ??
     
  3. Can everyone else start posting their dating experience while we wait for OP's updates pls
     
  4. Oh, the lies.  But tbh, the same applies to real life.
     
  5. Sure. You start.
     
  6. No u
     
  7. My first tinder date: we meet at a bar, everything’s going great, heavy flirting, we even kiss. Then she asks if I want to go back to her place and watch a movie. I’m nervous because she’s obviously talking about Netflix and chill. But she’s hot so ok! We get to her place. We lie down on her bed and she turns on the movie.

    She actually watches the movie and ignores me. I’m ???????
     
  8. Her: "Hey, let's go back to my place, and we can watch a movie!"
    Yu: ok
    Her: *ends up doing what she said she wanted to do*
    Yu: ????????
     
  9. Lol I mean I get what you’re saying but.
    I’m leaving out details of our conversations because this is public and not everyone reading this has consented but.
    It wasn’t like that.
     
  10. Fine, altho freya has already started. My first date with my first girlfriend: we were friends at the time and i didn't even know she liked girls. She had an event to go to and she said everyone else was gonna have a date and she was gonna be sitting all alone and would i go with her just to keep her company. So i was like 'ya friends do that' and i went with her and it turned out she thought it was a date and she'd told everybody at the event, except for me, that we were on a date. I hadn't even mentioned i liked girls to her, idk why she assumed. Anyway, she gets super drunk and starts yelling at me because I didn't know it was a date and apparently i led her on and then we go back to her place because we'd planned that i would be sleeping over. She kept trying guilt me into dating her and touch me so i called a cab and left. It put a dent in our friendship but we ended up dating a few months later for a few months.
     
  11. rip that sounds a bit toxic
     
  12. I just want to bang someones mom
     
  13. Have a trial run by banging yours first.
     
  14. This was what I needed to read after getting off work. 20/10 will keep coming back.
     
  15. Op what's going on, did you get married yet
     
  16. :lol: I know I shouldn't :lol:
     

  17. Bahahahaha I lold in rl
     
  18. Lmfaaaaao that killed me
     
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