Most embarrassing Mistakes

I was once tricked by a guyI revealed all my secrets to himhe dumped me and spread all my secretsincluding that when I go out I can
play sophisticated but at home I have a Barbie bedspread

 

I was supposed to spam my friend kisses only to realize it was a wrong profile!

 

When I first started playing, about a month in. I got drunk and my club mates were discussing how to upgrade. They said to replace all the T2 with T3 or whatever and so because I was drunk, during a war even, I evicted every dorm mate and couldn't afford to replace them with the next level. They were so annoyed with me lol So essentially I had to start over.

 

Tripping in the hallway at school and kneeing myself in the face to keep from falling.

 

I was eating my mentos. And I felt thirst. I drnk coke.

 

I started interacting with others... Biggest mistake ever.

 

My bro asking for money when I said 'I'll dv you later, don't you worry.'

I was like, oh crap. 

 

My friend dated a guy for 2 years before figuring out that he had a wife and 3 kids

 

Pimd- Gifting someone a ring with my last 50mil only to realize it was the wrong account, and my ex found out and dumped me.. :/
Real life- Talking to a chick I have a crush on with my Papillion mix in my arms, ran into a wall then fell on my ass…Squeezed my poor puppy so hard she peed on me. :/ the chick laughed so hard she fell over. XD but she was chill about it.

 

Texting my best friend about a guy that I like... Then sarcastically saying "I like (name of crush) so much and when we get married, we'll have 4 kids! ^^" only to find out that I actually texted HIM!! O_O
He replied, " Uhm, if we we will end up getting married, we'll be having 1 kid. XD"

Biggest mistake, EVER!!! 

 

And yeaalso I remembered I think it was a few months agoI was drinking at a pub and got too drunkand I can't even walk steadilymy ex saw me there and tried to help me get a cab to go homebut I was so drunk I slapped himand screamed:" PREVERT!" And I flung his expensive gold watchout of the cab and it fell onto my mother's headwho knew my mother was drinking cocktails with a stranger...

 

Eating a tesco burger

 

im talking to my friend an then suddenly my mother shouted "bernadette, can you please get me some panties? i have no panties on."
haha crap i feel like 1000x more humiliated thann mom xD