Mistake Guys Do!

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Who said i cook noodles i know how to put some soul in my food and y u talking about me u relay on the woman to cook if u dont like it dont ask her to cook ok

 

great so not only is she cooking 2 minute noodles but they take 5 minutes too cook and she burns the water !!! how the hell do you do that?

 

How do you burn water?

 

U dont really cook noodles my good sir

 

I prefer master over sir so please address me as master

 

I know how to make some good baby back ribs with gooood sauce and some salty and butter corn in a cob and maybe some sizzlin burgers man im hungry

 

I am not ur slave boy u better start acting rite u dont know me

 

well the right thing to do would be to cook that for the man first than you can have some leftovers

 

We chose to cook for u sir cuz we want to treat the men rite unlike u

 

 glad I'm a vegetarian

 

Oh and ur beer will b empty sir ty

 

as i stated earlier the food won't cook itself and as my minion i expect the food to be cooked and served to me promptly is that too much to ask  i allow you to sleep for 3 hours a day what more do you want?

 

U r rite the food wont cook itself so get ur lazy butt up and cook something and i will sleep until I se MY food

 

you better buy some blankets for that cardboard box that's all I'm saying 

 

 funniest shit ever

 

I can't get up I'm busy playing Xbox and i might knock over my beer you can see my dilemma right?

 

yes it's so big

 

We gone need to call the hostipal now once u come bck everything will b gone

 

what?