Meh. How could I give myself a fever overnight?

Looooooool

 

Share drinks with a sick person.
I did, and got sick for a week.
I hated that shit.

 

I recommend going and licking random public door handles, public bus seats, if you live near a popular mall going and rolling around the foot court floor. If you don't get atleast a fever from that then you will never get sick again in your life.

 

Food*

 

lick the toilet seat in public restrooms. Eat some feces as well which will poison you with the ecoli bacteria. You will have horrible diarrhea and may possibly kill you. Dont try this at home kids. Go outside and try it. Lmao
Jk dont eat feces

 

So glad I read this right after eating my lunch...

 

lol koolz

 

:lol: lmao this is so nasty

 

Cut an onion in half and put it under your arm pits. worked every time )

 

Anyone mentioned blowing ur face with a blow dryer? It looks like u have a fever for a few hours if that's what ur going for 

 

why would u want a fever?

 

I take it you want to skip school..? 

 

She got caught. HAHA

 

Go to a strip club and lick the poles.

 

She said a fever, not an STD! 

 

 what the hell

 

ew

 

You cant get STDs through saliva unless it is a disease of the skin. Example skin contact

 

oof,_,