Meeting new people!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by LarryHoover, Mar 30, 2014.

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  1. *pulls pants down*
    *Lowers body*
    *sits on toilet seat*
    *is greeted be a warm feel*
     
    #41 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  2. Walmart bathrooms are hideous. I purposely go to the Baby Phat clothes area and wipe my butt there.
     
    #42 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  3. My nipples get hard when I sit on a cold toilet.
     
    #43 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  4. tmi.
     
    #44 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Mar 30, 2014
  5. My but clenches up and I can't poop when its cold.
     
    #45 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  6. The best feeling in the world is when you sit on a toilet behind a fat lady.
     
    #46 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  7. The fatter the better. You basically have an automatic warm seat.
     
    #47 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  8. You just read my mind.
     
    #48 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  9. Then her body heat makes your poop diarrhea. So its quick and doesn't hurt. Though I quite enjoy when my butthole rips when I have a huge middle leaving my butt.
     
    #49 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  10. After I eat something chunky and crispy and my poop has sharp chunks in it that cuts me like a knife <3
     
    #50 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  11. I razor apple? <3
     
    #51 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  12. Oh yes <3 That's the best.
     
    #52 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  13. Sometimes when I'm bored...I like to rub Nutella on myself and pretend I'm Snow White ._.
     
    #53 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Mar 30, 2014
  14. ;-; I think I love you more now Crystal.
     
    #54 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  15. But she's white not brown... Sometimes I plank around my town pretending on Sleeping Beauty so strange women can kiss me. I really want herpes.
     
    #55 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  16. I have herpes to share <3
     
    #56 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  17. *puckers up*
     
    #57 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  18. *Shoves my tongue down your throat*

    Now wait a week or two to kick in before you get tested.
     
    #58 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  19. Thanks baybee.
     
    #59 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  20. No problem, just sharing the love <3
     
    #60 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
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