M1KS CORNER

With a theory

 

What's the time in Madagascar if the president of South Africa slapped Obama?

 

Why?

 

I totes would :|

 

Why Cant I See My Toes  ?

 

Your eyes are closed

 

What's the meaning of life? Does afterlife really exist? And if so, where exactly is hell located?

 

No Theyre Open

 

His gut is so fat it's all he can see when he looks down... Hence he can't see his toes. Duh.

 

I'd heard you were open

 

Do you brush your teeth on weekends?

 

This is simple... noones, because you would have lost every thig, including the people u love, u also would have lost any strangers.

Tha is a depressing question

 

Why does fall inlove called fall inlove even though we dont fall. Does it because of the garvity

 

In order to lose everything you would first have to have everything. The question is literally an unanswerable question due to the fact that nobody has everything. Even the wealthiest people are lacking something. People spend way too much time focused on "having everything" that they tend to lose most of what they do have. So to answer that question, it I were to lose what I did have I would not look to the arms of anyone because it is I that has the final control of my life not any one person. So really the question is what would you say to yourself in the mirror knowing that it is your fault you lost it all?

 

putting your phone in rice when dropped in water really fix it or is that a way to get asian people to fix it ?