Lyrics Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GhostTrickster, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword?

    You cannot afford, afford my diamond sword sword.
    Even if you could could,
    I have a PATON!

    No one else can make the sword
    exactly and then smelt the(something)
    Welcome to my manor manor
    I can can can can cantor cantor(or something)

    Swing swing swing my sword sword
    Whenever I get bored bored.
    I can swing my sword sword
    I can swing my sword sword

    Once I hit the floorboards
    But I had it restored
    And it was expensive
    But it was a WRITE OFF!

    Swinging is my business
    And by that I mean swinging swords
    Please do not ignore
    Do you like my sword?
    *unsheathe sword* HA!

    That was rhetorical
    You know I am the oracle
    I know you like my sword.
    It's made of freaking DIAMOND!
    If you say you don't you lie,
    oh that won't be fine.
    Because it is AWESOME
    AND YOUR PROBABLY JEALOUS

    I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD
    CAUSE I AM THE LORD LORD
    lord of diamond SWOOOOOOORDSAH!!

    -Toby Turner
     
  2. Do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword?

    You cannot afford, afford my diamond sword sword.
    Even if you could could,
    I have a PATON!

    No one else can make the sword
    exactly and then smelt the(something)
    Welcome to my manor manor
    I can can can can cantor cantor(or something)

    Swing swing swing my sword sword
    Whenever I get bored bored.
    I can swing my sword sword
    I can swing my sword sword

    Once I hit the floorboards
    But I had it restored
    And it was expensive
    But it was a WRITE OFF!

    Swinging is my business
    And by that I mean swinging swords
    Please do not ignore
    Do you like my sword?
    *unsheathe sword* HA!

    That was rhetorical
    You know I am the oracle
    I know you like my sword.
    It's made of freaking DIAMOND!
    If you say you don't you lie,
    oh that won't be fine.
    Because it is AWESOME
    AND YOUR PROBABLY JEALOUS

    I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD
    CAUSE I AM THE LORD LORD
    lord of diamond SWOOOOOOORDSAH!!

    -Toby Turner
     
  3. Oh crap. Didn't know it sent the first time...

    *facewall*
     
  4. Paramore
    "Born For This"
    Oh no I just keep on falling
    (Back to the same old…)
    And where’s hope when misery comes crawling?
    (Oh my way, Ay…)
    With your faith you’ll trigger a landslide
    (victory)
    To kill off this common sense of mind
    It takes acquired minds to taste, to taste, to taste this wine
    You can’t down it with your eyes
    So we don’t need the headlines
    We don’t need the headlines
    We just want…
    (We want the airwaves back, we want the airwaves back)
    Everybody sing like it’s the last song you will ever sing
    Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
    Everybody live like it’s the last day you will ever see
    Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
    Right now you’re the only reason
    (I’m not letting go, oh…)
     
  5. welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games 
     
  6. Do you like my sword, sword?
    Sword, my diamond sword, sword

    You can not afford, 'ford
    Ford, my diamond sword, sword
    Even if you could, could
    I have a patent!

    No one else can make a sword
    Exactly in this manner, manner
    Welcome to my manor, manor
    I ca ca ca can i'm gonna

    Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
    Whenever I get bored, bored
    I can swing my sword, sword
    I can swing my sword, sword!

    Once I hit the floor boards
    But I had it restored
    And it was expensive
    But it was a write off!

    Swinging is my business
    And by that I mean swinging swords
    you can not not ignore
    Do you like my sword?

    Ha!

    That was retorical
    You know I am the oracle
    I know you like my sword
    It's made of freakin' diamonds

    If you don't you're lying
    But that would be fine
    Because it is awesome
    And you're probably jealous!

    I can swing my sword, sword
    Cuz I am the lord, lord

    Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!