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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Pennies_From_Heaven (01), Dec 4, 2014.

  1. I like turtles
     
  2. You start now
     
  3. ask him to give me the job
     
  4. Yes! Do i get a free turtle?
     
  5. Homes, you get all the turtles.
     
  6. I got herpa-sphy-lliphis but only in the anal region. Its a complex version of herpes and sphyilis together.
     
  7. :lol:
     
  8. I am clean of any disease/medical condition, I already work shifts so I am used to long hours through the night and I know 50 Cent's PIMP song word for word.
     
  9. I'm a sadist and will do anything for the wallet. Pick me. End of interview.
     
  10. I'm clean and I love dolphins! Am I hired?