today, i saved the dimension of moonbears from the army of psychofish. long story short: i need to do the laundry
a mouse ate the cheese off the man's sandwhich. a fly hovering a foot above a close-by river dropped half a foot, immediately catching the attention of a fish, and was devoured. a cat launches itself at the mouse, and the mouse, who is distracted by the eaten fly, fails to notice. fortunately for him, the cat misses and lands in the river. moral of the story: when a fly drops six inches, a gets wet.
Flying on an airplane Going bumgy jumping Jumped out a window Long story short: Never wear red in front of a bull
She had a knife but never used when they were selling a gun for 1$ she was stabbed multiple times Longstoryshort She should have bought a gun
One day Santa is walking with bag full of gifts. He enters into a chimney then slip off together with his gifts which unknowingly filled with bombs Long story short: Not all dreams nor wishes come true
I was walking home yesterday and I forgot my keys. Long story short: small elves will kick your shins.