Long story short

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-Troll- (01), May 9, 2013.

  1. My boss was a dick today.

    Long story short, never yell at a guy on a lawnmower
     
  2. today, i saved the dimension of moonbears from the army of psychofish.

    long story short: i need to do the laundry
     
  3. a mouse ate the cheese off the man's sandwhich. a fly hovering a foot above a close-by river dropped half a foot, immediately catching the attention of a fish, and was devoured. a cat launches itself at the mouse, and the mouse, who is distracted by the eaten fly, fails to notice. fortunately for him, the cat misses and lands in the river.

    moral of the story: when a fly drops six inches, a  gets wet.
     
  4. Flying on an airplane
    Going bumgy jumping





    Jumped out a window



    Long story short:
    Never wear red in front of a bull
     
  5. I killed a policeman and was put in whitehouse jail


    Longstoryshort
    I should kill more of them
     
  6. I wanted a Kit-Kat bar at Walmart but had no money.


    Long story short: The pig got away. 
     
  7. She had a knife but never used when they were selling a gun for 1$ she was stabbed multiple times


    Longstoryshort
    She should have bought a gun
     
  8. Odjsbkeodjokshowkk

    Long story short:
    dont put ur phone in ur back pocket or u mau but dial
     
  9. So I have a lot of perverted followers :)


    Long story short: Don't post "Bite me" in campus.. 0_0
     
  10. Hahaha I actually chuckled at some of these. Keep it up!
     
  11. Jak Billings  those are the my favorites
     
  12. 

    long story short: dont eat at White Castle's
     
  13. One day Santa is walking with bag full of gifts. He enters into a chimney then slip off together with his gifts which unknowingly filled with bombs

    Long story short:
    Not all dreams nor wishes come true
     
  14. I was walking home yesterday and I forgot my keys.

    Long story short: small elves will kick your shins.