Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they built a fire in the boat. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again you cant have your kayak and heat it too!
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Ill serve you, but you better not start anything!"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The Ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was excellent!
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager asked them to leave. "Why" they asked. "Because," he said, "I cant stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer!"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"
And finally...FoodBob sent 15 puns to his forum friends with the hopes that at least 10 would make them laugh...No pun in ten did!!!