Life as a Ninja in high-school RP

Chris: *laughs, harder and harder, unroll his face turns blue* Anastasia *gasps* word choice.

 

-I land next to Fox-

"You ok?"

-The barkeep walks past the Eskimo pulling him out with him-

Barkeep: "No you're coming too."

 

Eskimo: nonononononono

 

-blushes madly-

"Yeah... um... thank you..."

-throws arms around Kris's waist.-

"Th... thank you..."

 

-I start sobbing when he opens the door-

That man he hit me!

 

(lmao  poor Eskimo)

-The barkeep drags him out to the street-

Barkeep: "Alright where?!"

 

Kris: Chris, breathe.

 

-I realize she's acting and play along-

"How dare you!! You stupid Eskimo!"

 

Kris: *Blushes cherry red* U-uh, no problem. *Hugs her back*

 

-I struggle to stand up-

 

Eskimo: ahh! Help!!! *makes a mad dash for the tavern*

 

Chris: *still laughing, turning purple* no. Way. There's. Too. Much. To. Laugh. About.

 

"Chris! You're making feel so embarrassed!"

 

Kris: We could just leave? *Looks at Anastasia, smiling*

 

-I get to my feet grabbing my arm and motioning the barkeeper closer.-
Right here.

 

-The barkeep grabs the eskimo and tosses him out on the street-

Barkeep: "You crazy fool! Your not going back in! You'll scare away all my customers with your nonsense!"

-The barkeep goes back in the tavern locking the door-

"I'll teach you to hurt someone!"

-I walk up to the Eskimo grabbing him by his collar-

 

Chris: *turning a dark shade of purple* I stopped laughing because of you when I saw that panda downside up behind us. It's stuck in some vines.

 

"L... leave Chris...?"

-smiles-

"That wouldn't be a bad idea!"