Let's start a chain for no reason :')

in the ass

 

ruins the chain

 

Then buys a new chain made of razor blades.

 

So I like my nipples buttery like your smile yellow and bright

 

Then accidentally slits his throat while riding his brand new motorcycle

 

Then his head rolled into the gutter where master splinter took care of him until..

 

As the flying spaghetti monster descends from the heavens with his mighty sauce saucer ?

 

So I got his head and shoved it up my ass

 

Into a pot of boiling water where he

 

Chocked on my sunny d

 

And other crap added on top

 

So I chocked on my sunny d calling the police but they didn't answer so they just told me

 

Nothing because they didn't answer

 

I was high at that time so the sunny d was talking dirty to me, telling me to shoot a fat chick and steal her cakes

 

Then, I slipped on the fat chick's snack cake that fell out of her pocket, and then I...

 

Ate a banana ??

 

But when I slipped the banana into my mouth I started chocking on it making me

 

Slip on the peel and fall on the ground while still choking on the banana.

 

The End.