#letmetakeaselfie

I know you called me idiot  my feels are so hurt ;-; someone pls comfort me...

 

There are contacts designed where you can actually sleep with them on. I used tocwear contacts. Slept on it. My vision was blurred for two hours. If it dries, it will stick to your cornea. It's painful. Never happened to me but with friends. Can make you blind too

 

Phill I'll get you a plaster for your hurt feelings 

 

No megan. Duct tape

 

I will use them for day then

 

Do I get to cuddle as well?

 

*duct tapes Phil to a car roof* no

 

Duct tape is for broken hearts
Plasters are for hurt feelings

 

Jacob will hug you 

 

No, I won't hug someone who says I'm an attention shit

 

Dont attention seek then he wont say that LOL

 

I found out what that second word means, I hope you enjoy your upcoming silence as much as I enjoy yours

Google knows all.

White boy tried to speak the Asian language, lol.

 

I don't speak Asian...

 

I thought it said "Mr_Wallace" and i was like oh damn Wallace is a chick, fuck!

 

I try to speak Japanese though

 

Omfg, "I don't speak asian" you sure are autistic. Asian is a race. Scrub.

Uninstall life. GG WP.

 

Do you know where Japan is located? 

 

I try to speak Japanese ok?

 

Yes, Japan is located near China

 

He googled it.