let’s save money

GL with that madam president

 

Omg the world would be going downhill... I’m moving to Pluto ?.

 

So rude. I am a huge improvement to trump.

First law, banning factory farmed meat.

 

Good thing I farm the natural way. ?

 

Shut up

 

Are you really?

 

Up Shut

 

You're rly opposed to a joke about someone you donut even know

 

I hope u know I’m joking right
everyone is better than trump 

 

I keep forgetting ppl can’t read sarcasm ?

 

I am offended af. I have plans to cri all day since you donut want me as president.

 

Omg ok don’t cry I’ll send a bento  but I honest just wanna have my own planet 

 

Remember when they cancelled Pluto as a planet tho. Just casually changing facts and science like my education meant nothing :c

 

Pluto Is The Best Planet

Can’t Change My Mind

 

Same

 

Wednesday, if you make foie gras illegal, we gonna have to fight tho. ?

 

Dood foie gras is immoral af and everyone who makes it is getting sent to jail under Wednesday's rule.

 

Idk what “foie gras” is

 

But it's so yummy Wednesday. *cri* Probs worth being sent to jail. ?

 

It's a traditional French food. Ducks get force fed until they're obscenely fat because apparently it tastes good. It's a form of torture and a lot of ppl, including meat eaters, won't touch it on moral grounds.