Leaving this time for realz

You are so lucky I'm in the best mood today Benny, because you were about to wish you never lived You'd be in the cellar, burning to flames...anyway. Love you to...

 

.-. Josh, I'm not that of a murderous madwoman. I'm simply doing what a woman should do. Plain simple.

Oh. I'm not a daisy. 

 

Ben I know it ain't hard but you've confused me again!

 

Okay sky, but I've got these four handy for when you want to kill him 

 

Actually he has a few others he's got all of the following available: ,,,,,,,,,, and of course death by chocolate

 

.-. I won't kill him. I love him.
I will love him forever, or until I get bored....whichever comes first.


 

I'd choose death by chocolate 

 

But if you dare think that you can try to think I'm a murderous madwoman, then I will totally be a insane murderous stalking madwoman.
Kidding.

 

Same

 

I heard this story that this man put a bomb in a dildo gave it to his ex wife I mean what the fuck! "hello you bitch I know we've been apart 6 years but heres a dildo use it 20 minutes!"

 

That's ******

 

You all are very harsh, even in my level.

 

I'm not harsh I'm just saying he had more than four options for suicide

 

"oh thanks I will do" 20 minutes later BOOM! "that was different to what I remember"