Nikki, you shouldn't be like that. For a start, he's using better grammar and spelling than you. He's also using actual words instead of text speak, which is DESPISED here.
Secondly, he makes a good point. This thread IS pointless. It shouldn't be in fanfiction. Me and Sammi both despise threads that don't belong here, but we thought we could enjoy ourselves with this one.
It's unfair for this thread to be taking up space on the first page. But it's a fun thing to do. Plus, he's too strong to farm us