Last one to post wins  Bobo

LAQUEESHA IS MINE.

 

Omg we've reached 69 pages!!! We need to end this. HE'S MY MONKEY!!!!!!

 

Nope, and the sooner you accept that, the sooner we can get this over with. Laqueesha is all mine.

 

GUYS WE'RE ON PAGE 69!!!!!!!!

 

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That reminds me of me and Gertrude's first date -sighs-  lol jk

 

You and that old man can go marry each other. I'll take Laqueesha.

 

David is a monkey disguised as a young man. His relationship status is single, but he wouldn't mind hooking up with Laqueesha.

 

Mine

 

Sorry, but Laqueesha is a 100% straight male and is looking for some sexy young thang to warm his bed

 

Why won't Laqueesha give David a chance? 

 

He just… doesn't see him that way.

 

GERTRUDE NEEDS ACTION TOO! 

 

Ew.
-Laqueesha

 

Gertrude gets allllll the girls

 

Nope. Laqueesha does. Well, all the female monkeys. He a player

 

-.- if u haven't realised this will go on






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-.- oh yea almost forgot ......and ON!

 

HE'S MY MONKAYYYYYYY

 

We know.

You spelt monkey incorrectly.

Gertrude is a babe-repeller.

David can get whoever he wants, whenever he wants 

Except for Laqueesha. It saddens him.

 

How to win:
Curse out everyone, start massive flame wars, get thread locked.


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