LAME CHRISTMAS JOKES 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014.

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  1. What goes "ho, ho, bump"?

    Santa falling down the chimney
     
    #21 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  2. Yule never hear a lamer Christmas joke than that.
     
    #22 beyondmeasure, Nov 29, 2014
  3. That's the point 
     
    #23 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  4. Why is Santa always jolly?

    He got 3 hos
     
    #24 tapelesshornet7, Nov 29, 2014
  5. LAME!!!
     
    #25 xX--Princess-Persian-Kitty--xX, Nov 29, 2014
  6. Come on someone should tell a lame Christmas joke.  I like them.
     
    #26 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  7. What did santa say to the woman before calling the police?

    Get off me you HO, HO, HO!
     
    #27 That_Witch_BunBun, Nov 29, 2014
  8. Everytime someone mentions hypnocat in wc an ata employee receives their wings.
     
    #28 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 29, 2014
  9. Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?

    Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
     
    #29 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  10. I don't know why but these are so funny
     
    #30 MsLemonBerry, Nov 29, 2014
  11. Yule never miss a pun quite like SantasPersonalLittleDevil.
     
    #31 beyondmeasure, Nov 29, 2014
  12. Because they're so lame I love lame jokes
     
    #32 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  13.  sssh the koi does not comprehend anything at 3:30am
     
    #33 SimplyKoi, Nov 29, 2014
  14. I shall let you off then?
     
    #34 beyondmeasure, Nov 29, 2014
  15. I know said clean but I can't help it ...


    What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

    Go into town and blow a couple bucks!
     
    #35 SimplyKoi, Nov 30, 2014
  16. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
     
    #36 SimplyKoi, Nov 30, 2014
  17. I try every year to wrap people's presents at Christmas but I just don't have the gift... *tumbleweed*
     
    #37 beyondmeasure, Nov 30, 2014
  18. You can't spell Santa without SATAN
     
    #38 SGT-Mad-Science-Medic-NessThea, Nov 30, 2014
  19. 
     
    #39 SimplyKoi, Dec 1, 2014
  20. This is not a Christmas joke but I still love it 


    I would last to give a shout out the all the Sidewalks out there keeping me off the street!
     
    #40 SimplyKoi, Dec 1, 2014
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