Knock Knock Jokes!

You're the nice, sweet, tasty pickle I've been gazing at from afar...  I've got my eyes on you...

 

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 awwwwwwwww, freak outtttttt 

 

This thread just made my day ?

 

Well carebears are technically animals so I'm going to take that as a compliment.

 

Knock knock
Who's there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
LETTUCE IN ITS COLD OUTSIDE?

Not sure why but I find that one hilarious.

 

Knock knock

Whose there

The doctor

The doctor who

Hehhehehejehee you said the doctor

 

I I that's the best one here^?

 

Ooo*

 

Since you sent that at the same time sun did, I'm going to assume you were typing while sun posted and you actually thought mine was the best one. Because it is.

 

Knock knock

Run nigga

 

Lol no sorry yours is good , but I was talking about suns?

 

Shhh. Don't crush my dreams.

 

Ok I take it back, yours is the best

 

Guy: Do you like plaza
Girl: Yes
Guy: Because I sure do want a pease of that azz

 

Fallen mine is lol

 

Is your phone in your back pocket?

Cause your ass is calling me.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhh that's crazy lol


Sparrow: 1

Sun:0

 

I like my woman the way I like my gym hot and sweaty.