kitteh-vision (talk show) episode #1

kittehwars

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Hello, and welcome to kitteh-vision.

Today I invited an old friend:

The invisible man!

So, how you T.I.M?

...

Tim?

...

TIM!!!

Um... It appear our guest has flakes out on us, so instead I invite Nikolai beronoski, the... Light guy...

Nikolai: comrade, I know I promised to help you with this show, but I'm not drunk enough to work today. Also, I dropped the big light on the way down, sooooo...

Me: get off the f***ing stage niki

Ok, why don't we move on to the...

Oh! The point of view section!

This week I'll ramble on about:

Boulevards!

What's the point of boulevards! They're just roads and streets! In fact, what about avenues, or lanes?! They're also just streets and roads! I say we stick with streets and roads because otherwise, we'd be misleading the public by making them think a boulevard is something special!

Now moving on to...

Treats with Terry!

Terry: hi, I'm terry! Kitteh's F***ING tourettes alter-ego! Today we'll make FART brownies! First you add a tablespoon of S***! then a cup of F***!
Then crack open a D***! and that's how you make brownies!

Thanks Terry!

Well, thats the show! We hope to see you alive next time on...

KITTEH-VISION!
 
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