King Wayne's Speech

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by -reset-, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. Unicorn you are banished from this thread 
     
  2. Yes , actually I was the tax collector
     
  3.  lol banished
     
  4. Who died and made you King?
     
  5. Imposter
     
  6. Two different kings from the same region!
     
  7. I know it's my username, but I can't take you seriously when you say Unicorn. xD But nah, sorry, I only said that as I misread and thought you meant you liked cookie, not liked trolling him. :3 
     
  8. Justin is my queen, who is yours?
     
  9. Betty-Decker
     
  10. I was the naughty nurse. Am I still on the royal staff? I missed inspecting the rashes of those who had been through the royal glory holes. Sadly Michelle, the secretary followed brad somewhere. I wonder if there's a connection?
     
  11. Imposter king. Shall we feed him to the syphillitic lepers king Wayne?
     
  12. Approved ✅
     
  13. Excellent. They're ravenous
     
  14. Make him clean the royal stall
     
  15. Uh... King Wayne, uh Sir, I like potatoes.
     
  16. Im honestly in awe and glad to meet a fellow war monger i hope to see you at battle of the sex's!!
     
  17. Apologies minions, we've been celebrating King Wayne day (similar to your bank holidays, but our banks are open 24/7) hence the delayed reply.

    The reparations process is going well.

    We're looking to improve the lodgers in the royal dorms in the next week or so. I've interviewed each one personally and I think some fresh faces are required.

    Bobby ha returned as the Chief Librarian and Head of Tax Collecting Services.

    Bradley is still AWOL, we have an APB out on him. I fear his trip to A
     
  18. The pimd forum ampersand curse strikes again!