Kris: Hey everyone, we have a small situation! *Drags the three surviving attackers tied up, into the living room. All of them look like hammered sh*t and have multiple lacerations from the whip*
(Oops, I wrote Kris...) K: Payback's a b****. What do we do with them now, though? They might know something, but they are kidnapping pedofile f***wads...
"I have an idea..." I mutter "Can I kick them in the face?" I say biting my lip to stop myself from laughing