LMFAO WE MEXICANS R VERY SAD NOW!!! JERK!! jk im not sad actually im laughing so hard im dying inside
R u from Ireland? Cuz my ***** is Dublin lol plz don't silence me this is a joke my friend told me to put on here lol
Dude-I float like a butterfly sting like a bee I did yo momma so hard it hurts when I pee Chick-um... Dude-your next Chick-NOOOOOOOO
Man: Want to give me a good time? Woman: NEVER! Man: Even if we we're the last people in the world? Woman: even if... Man: Question! Who would be around to stop me! And... Nice dress! But it would look better on my bedroom floor
Why is it that if a guy screws more than 3 girls, he's a legend, yet if a girl screws with more than 3 guys, she's a slut? Explanation If a master key can open many locks, it's a good lock. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. AngryBear