jokes, pick up lines, comebacks, etc.

[smileyface4eva]

LMFAO WE MEXICANS R VERY SAD NOW!!! JERK!! jk im not sad actually im laughing so hard im dying inside

 

[Triangular]

R u from Ireland? Cuz my ***** is Dublin lol plz don't silence me this is a joke my friend told me to put on here lol

 

[*xbabiixgurlxswaggx (01)]

Lmfao guys

 

[*Teddy_L0veLy_CutiE (01)]

 

[*bowboxxx (01)]

Excuse me I'm with F.B.I the
Fine
Body
Investigators

 

[xXxAuburnxXx]

Dude-I float like a butterfly sting like a bee I did yo momma so hard it hurts when I pee

Chick-um...


Dude-your next


Chick-NOOOOOOOO

 

[*Loyal_PandaMan (01)]

Man: Want to give me a good time?

Woman: NEVER!

Man: Even if we we're the last people in the world?

Woman: even if...

Man: Question! Who would be around to stop me!

And...

Nice dress! But it would look better on my bedroom floor


 

[*Loyal_PandaMan (01)]

Why is it that if a guy screws more than 3 girls, he's a legend, yet if a girl screws with more than 3 guys, she's a slut?

Explanation

If a master key can open many locks, it's a good lock. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

AngryBear

 

[*Loyal_PandaMan (01)]

Bloke 1: Want to hear a joke about oxygen and potassium?

Bloke 2: go for it

Bloke 1: OK...

 

[Triangular]

I read that master key one somewhere else lol