jokes, pick up lines, comebacks, etc.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *xbabiixgurlxswaggx (01), Sep 28, 2011.

  1. LMFAO WE MEXICANS R VERY SAD NOW!!! JERK!! jk im not sad actually im laughing so hard im dying inside
     
  2. R u from Ireland? Cuz my ***** is Dublin lol plz don't silence me this is a joke my friend told me to put on here lol
     
  3. Lmfao guys
     
  4. Excuse me I'm with F.B.I the
    Fine
    Body
    Investigators
     
  5. Dude-I float like a butterfly sting like a bee I did yo momma so hard it hurts when I pee

    Chick-um...


    Dude-your next


    Chick-NOOOOOOOO
     
  6. Man: Want to give me a good time?

    Woman: NEVER!

    Man: Even if we we're the last people in the world?

    Woman: even if...

    Man: Question! Who would be around to stop me!

    And...

    Nice dress! But it would look better on my bedroom floor
     
  7. Why is it that if a guy screws more than 3 girls, he's a legend, yet if a girl screws with more than 3 guys, she's a slut?

    Explanation

    If a master key can open many locks, it's a good lock. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

    AngryBear
     
  8. Bloke 1: Want to hear a joke about oxygen and potassium?

    Bloke 2: go for it

    Bloke 1: OK...
     
  9. I read that master key one somewhere else lol