jokes! or scary stories!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *lemonsqweeze (01), May 6, 2011.

  1. Lol gotta love the old urban legends. I ain't afraid of ghosts 
     
  2. I'm scared AF right now!
     
  3. I saw azarah without makeup . Scared the poop out of me
     
  4. Lol keep em coming 
     
  5. Sheeyt! I'm scared. Good thing I have my pocketknife with me
     
  6. Oh and I heard mr.fantastic's story
     
  7. I heard the Lovers Lane one. People around my area used to say that was for our city, because our old asylum wasn't too far from our street Lovers Lane where people used to park.
     
  8. Well i dont believe in all this stuff but here's one of my mum's.

    She was playing on a ouija board and made contact with someone called uncle jim from austalia. He was pretty mad and announced "hate those who hate me, thugs stole my money", then the glass started spinning round going nuts.

    Investigation found we had a relation from years back called jim who had been robbed and all his money stolen late last century.
     
  9. By last century I mean 1800s. Oops.
     
  10. Ouiji boards are a horrible idea. You open a "door" of sorts, and it doesn't close until you do it yourself (or rather, someone who knows how to close it properly does)
     
  11. One saturday morning I woke up early. It was a regular day, slightly overcast but nothing really out of the ordinary. I went down stairs and brushed my teeth. All of the sudden I heard a sound... turns out it was nothing. I later decided to go get something to eat and I check the cupboard and was put of nutella  IT WAS TERRIBLE 
     
  12. My mum used to go into all that stuff then said something scared her one night and refused to do it ever again.
     
  13. No nuttella?  yikes. I once ran out of alcohol. It was horrible
     
  14. Running out of alcohol is scary!
     
  15. IT'S TRUE!!! No alcohol is the only real drinking problem there is D:
     
  16. It was. I keep well stocked now so it doesn't happen again...
     
  17. Lol alcoholics ...jk 
     
  18. Hmmm add to that spilling your drink. Although I did once have a friend lick spilt cider off my legs to stop it going to waste