Jokes for Stats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015.

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  1.  what did your mom say when I told her she had a mouth full?

    nothing I'm almost finished
     
    #81 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, Apr 30, 2015
  2. There were three guys. They were all asked what would they take to the desert. The Irishman (guy one) said he'd take an umbrella to keep cool. The American said (second guy) I'll take a battery operated air conditioner. And the Aussie said he'd take a car door so he could wind the window down
     
    #82 L_-Navy-Girl-_N, Apr 30, 2015
  3. Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
    A: They always get stuck at "c."

    Here's another one 

    Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
    Husband: "You have a perfect eyesight"
     
    #83 Trina, Apr 30, 2015
  4. What do you give an injured lemon?

    Lemon-aid?
     
    #84 -AOD-king, Apr 30, 2015
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    #85 Meticulous, Apr 30, 2015
  6. Q:What do you call a nun running down a hill?
    A: Virgin active
     
    #86 -_A_-Gimp, May 1, 2015
  7. What do you call a gorilla with bananas stuck in his ears??



    Anything. He can't hear you anyway.?
     
    #87 LoveLifeStyle, May 1, 2015
  8. Sarcasm: My second favorite 'asm.
     
    #88 -VIIlIlIX-CMG-Kratos-XIlIlIIV-, May 1, 2015
  9. What do you call a Pikachu in a photo album?


    A Pikachur. :)
     
    #89 SweetJom, May 1, 2015
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