A guy goes in a bar and leaves three ducks behind He left for the bathroom The bartender asked what their names was and what they were doing the first one was named leo and he said in and out of puddles the 2nd one was mario and said the same in and out of puddles The third one was named puddles if you know what i mean ...
Yo momma so poor that when she waved around a popsicle stick she though she invented air conditioning
Q: What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off. ?omg why would someone make this joke? and why did I laugh
Three men on the empire state building. 1 Russian 1 Mexican 1 American they are all throwing things they have to much of in their country. The Russian throws snow over says that we have to much of this in our country. The Mexican has a taco throws it over says the same. The American picks up the Mexican and say we have to many of them in our country and tosses' him over.
A couple of kids knocked on my door and asked if I could donate something small for their new local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water.
Wilt Chamberlain once claimed to have slept with over 50,000 women in his life time. Chuck Norris calls this slow Tuesday...?
Boy: *calls 911* I need your help! 911: What's the emergency? Boy: two girls are fighting over me? 911: so what's the problem? Boy: the ugly one is winning