Jokes for Stats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015.

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  1. 1.Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

    All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border.

    2.why did the Mexicans only bring 8,000 men to attack the Alamo?

    They only had 2 trucks.

    3.A Mexican and a black man sit in a car, who is driving?

    The cop

    Don't get offended. They're just jokes. Dark humored jokes I found off the internet
     
    #21 DarthMaul, Apr 28, 2015
  2. Lmfaooo
     
    #22 00_IlIlIlIALTlIlIIllIlIllIIIlI, Apr 28, 2015
  3. Tbh looking at them now, they look really racist. ;-;
     
    #23 DarthMaul, Apr 28, 2015
  4. Lol
     
    #24 Mr_D3viL_, Apr 28, 2015
  5. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
     
    #25 Mudkip10, Apr 28, 2015
  6. 2 guys got drunk last night.

    Morning:
    1Guy: Hey man, what happened last night? did I got drunk?
    2Guy: Nah man, but you did good on throwing your girlfriends cat last night and shouted "Pikachu use thunderbolt!"
     
    #26 Mikhail, Apr 28, 2015
  7. 
     
    #27 Uranus, Apr 28, 2015
  8. Girl your teeth are like stars... Yellow and far apart
     
    #28 Juuzo, Apr 28, 2015
  9. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
    Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth 
     
    #29 VanillaPepsi-, Apr 28, 2015
  10. 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
     
    #30 Scarlet_Overlord, Apr 28, 2015
  11. 3 
     
    #31 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, Apr 28, 2015
  12. :lol: ^
     
    #32 IDnMyEnemy, Apr 28, 2015
  13. What did the grape say when the man stood on it?

    Nothing,it just let out a little wine.
     
    #33 -AOD-king, Apr 28, 2015
  14. On the front lawn of a rehab center their was a sign that said..

    Keep off the grass
     
    #34 -PhantO-Mariah-, Apr 28, 2015
  15. A man was walking down the road. On the way, he saw a sign. It said, "The person who reads this is a donkey". The man stopped there and thought for a long time. Finally, he rubbed the sign and wrote, "The person who wrote this is a donkey". :lol:



    Two men were having a race across a field.
    First Man: How do we know who reaches first?
    Second Man: If I reach there first, I will mark an "X" on the fence and have a party!
    First Man: If I reach first, I will rub the "X" and have a party! :lol:
     
    #35 LoveLifeStyle, Apr 28, 2015
  16. 2 guys got drunk last night... again.

    Morning:
    1Guy: Hey man, what happened last night? did I got drunk again?
    2Guy: Nah man, but I was shocked when you jumped on your grandpa whose wearing a bath robe last night then you shouted "I knew it! Dumbledore you're alive!"
     
    #36 Mikhail, Apr 28, 2015
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    #37 VT-iDukeLoveToSpoonNikki, Apr 28, 2015
  18. Sending gifts now. I will quote the ones that got stat items. :)
     
    #38 MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015
  19. :roll: :lol:
    Sending ?
    Edit: Darn it, I sent you breath mints. (You are already maxed out on everything)
     
    #39 MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015
  20. :) :lol:
    Sending a Marshmallow Poo?
     
    #40 MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015
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