Jokes for Misc

my mental abilities are telling me 20 chibis and next week

 

I read the title thinking we were gonna be making up witty jokes for newer misc that don't really have them... I'm disapointed.

But hey, it's spooky season, and I got a couple creepy facts for you:


Did you know spider webs were used as bandaids in ancient times? Imagine wrapping it around your finger and the spider is still in it! 😱

Did you know many animals (including cats, dogs, and rabbits) will eat their young, healthy and sick alike, if they're stressed due to lack of food? They also eat sick or dying young and use its nutrients to feed the other offspring. Talk about recycling.

In toddlers, their adult teeth are underneath their eyes and in their jaw.

(Okay, this one is adorable) There is a spider that rolls itself into a wheel and cartwheels away when it senses danger, kind of like roly polies (pill bugs).

 

When your statement makes no sense but you still attempt to bash someone you don't know.

 

Hooker Penguins always make me laugh

 

Also, long time no see! How has the pandemic been treating you?

 

How does Bigfoot keep his butt tight?

...he does Sass Squats 🙃

 

Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

 

not a joke or meme but it’s some weird information.

 

A month away from Halloween so I'll post a Halloween joke.

Q: Why do cemeteries have fences?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.

 

I have those things everywhere at my place 🤧

 

How do you post pictures I have some double oogaly pets.