Jokes for Misc
- Thread starter Sherily
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my mental abilities are telling me 20 chibis and next week
LeeJarrett
Well-Known Member
I read the title thinking we were gonna be making up witty jokes for newer misc that don't really have them... I'm disapointed.
But hey, it's spooky season, and I got a couple creepy facts for you:
Did you know spider webs were used as bandaids in ancient times? Imagine wrapping it around your finger and the spider is still in it!
Did you know many animals (including cats, dogs, and rabbits) will eat their young, healthy and sick alike, if they're stressed due to lack of food? They also eat sick or dying young and use its nutrients to feed the other offspring. Talk about recycling.
In toddlers, their adult teeth are underneath their eyes and in their jaw.
(Okay, this one is adorable) There is a spider that rolls itself into a wheel and cartwheels away when it senses danger, kind of like roly polies (pill bugs).
But hey, it's spooky season, and I got a couple creepy facts for you:
Did you know spider webs were used as bandaids in ancient times? Imagine wrapping it around your finger and the spider is still in it!
Did you know many animals (including cats, dogs, and rabbits) will eat their young, healthy and sick alike, if they're stressed due to lack of food? They also eat sick or dying young and use its nutrients to feed the other offspring. Talk about recycling.
In toddlers, their adult teeth are underneath their eyes and in their jaw.
(Okay, this one is adorable) There is a spider that rolls itself into a wheel and cartwheels away when it senses danger, kind of like roly polies (pill bugs).
He likes to sleep in all these weird positions
Precious bean!
I read the title thinking we were gonna be making up witty jokes for newer misc that don't really have them... I'm disapointed.
But hey, it's spooky season, and I got a couple creepy facts for you:
Did you know spider webs were used as bandaids in ancient times? Imagine wrapping it around your finger and the spider is still in it!
Did you know many animals (including cats, dogs, and rabbits) will eat their young, healthy and sick alike, if they're stressed due to lack of food? They also eat sick or dying young and use its nutrients to feed the other offspring. Talk about recycling.
In toddlers, their adult teeth are underneath their eyes and in their jaw.
(Okay, this one is adorable) There is a spider that rolls itself into a wheel and cartwheels away when it senses danger, kind of like roly polies (pill bugs).
Omg, I want a little rolly polly spider pill bug now.
Support.
Maddi_Matsu
Well-Known Member
Hooker Penguins always make me laugh
Maddi_Matsu
Well-Known Member
Also, long time no see! How has the pandemic been treating you?
V_hyP0crite_101
Active Member
How does Bigfoot keep his butt tight?
...he does Sass Squats
...he does Sass Squats
Hey, a nice rock is a nice rock. They have my best wishes!
Hooker Penguins always make me laugh
How does Bigfoot keep his butt tight?
...he does Sass Squats
That's a cute one.not a joke or meme but it’s some weird information.
I am slightly uncomfortable with this information. Haha
-ArcticBubbles-
New Member
A month away from Halloween so I'll post a Halloween joke.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.
RoseMilkTea
Well-Known Member
I have those things everywhere at my placeOmg, I want a little rolly polly spider pill bug now.
Really?! I'm going to build a treehouse in your backyard and live in it.I have those things everywhere at my place
Everything is better than men but I do love pumpkins!
TRUplyer88
Well-Known Member
How do you post pictures I have some double oogaly pets.