Internet, please help me D:

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Abusive-Pope-, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. You and your friend can turn bi then have a threesome with her. Win win.
     
  2. Full metal mayhem match whoever wins gets the girl
     
  3. Thegod has a good point
     
  4. Sounds like you're stuck in the friend zone with this girl or you would be dating her right now.
     
  5. Tell ur friend but if u do northern of u can have her. If u don't he'll get with her and ull b mad as fuck.
     
  6. Honesty is the best policy, so tell anyone involved any information they should know. Such as, tell your friend you love the girl. Tell him you're going to make your move. Make the move. Of course, you could confront her together and ask her to decide.
     
  7. Challenge him to Mortal Kombat. Winner gets the girl
     
  8. Honesty was definitely a bad idea... Now my friend seems to want to kill me... And he's almost three times my weight. Too bad. If I can't have his friendship, I believe it's fair if I work my way into the girl's heart without feeling bad (which is nearly impossible because I always feel bad). And also, I don't think I'm friendzoned. Where I live, dating isn't a one day thing. We don't meet and instantly decide we're a couple. We do something called getting to know each others before we form a couple. Maybe that's why in my town people stays together longer, they know who they are with, and they don't have bad surprises.
     
  9. I like surprises 
     
  10. ^yeah, what if the girl turns out to be a princess and is super rich!
     
  11. If that's the case, we usually learn that when we visit their house. And meet their parents. And stuff like that.
     
  12. ^what if she doesn't know she's a rich princess, bro!

    A twist.
     
  13. Then I'll learn it with her. And at least she'd know that I loved her before she was rich.
     
  14. ^see! Everything works out in the end. Just go with the floooow

    And I'm gonna eat now 
     
  15. Well, by telling him now, you have spared him the pain later. Is it really your fault that you like the same girl? NO. It's not. C'est la vie. And now you learned what kind of person he is. So, make your move guilt-free. Ask her out to the movies or something and put your arm around her shoulder. Or ask her out to dinner. Or just hang out. (Cheap dates are just as fun as expensive ones, except when they involve amusement parts.)
     
  16. Cool thing with that girl is that she is as random as I am. And we don't need a date to laugh our asses off. Only a phone call. And if I'm really friendzoned, well I made it out one time earlier, why not a second time? ._.
     
  17. Ah, Matty, Matty, Matty. You're a complicated dood 
     
  18. A little too complicated, hun :)