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ha10 I live in a apartment too 

High 5! 

Santa will be to fat to go in my house anyway. If he goes in, the apartment will collapse 
 
I think the fattest man in the world I fatter than him.






I stopped believing when I was 9. (I'm 11)




Check out my conversation with my mom when I was 8:


Me: Mom, is Santa real?

Mom: It depends if you believe in him or not.







And I think it's true, because if you are like really religious and stuff (no offense in any way) you would, but if you're like you know, normal...  You won't have that strong of a belief than others
t  I'm letting you!
 
Yeah he does Catholics and Christians n stuffff it's Christmas!

Just like Diwali and kwanza and Haunika I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL

SANTA IS A PART OF CHRISTMAS

DONT STOP BELIVEING

EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING COULD BE LIES!













Who the f*ck am I kidding FTW
 
B...b...but for Christians it says that Christmas is a celebration for Jesus Christ appearing by the so called Holy Spirit or something. (NOT A CHRISTIAN) So when the did the big fat jolly (and fake) Santa appear in the picture?

I am not a christian by the way. The bible has 4 so called gospels that are nearly the same and it's confusing. I mean like one minutes it's like, if you believe in what you pray for that will happen, and then the next minute it's like, You can not believe you must work towards your goal only then will it be achieved, and I'm like

Whaaaa?



xD






Sorry for my wierd pep talk about the bible.










No offense to really religious Christians though ._.














That woul 'e 'orrible.











-facepalms-






I need ta go do my lousy homework now.








Peace out'
 
According to the poem St Nicholas was a little man, and other words used were "elf" and "little round belly".
In my picture book as a child Santa Claus was depicted at about 1/3 the height of the man who woke from his bed and came to see the noise.

It's always been weird to me to hear people saying how a "big man" would come down a chimney or so and so when the poem implies he is a dwarf.
But... With recent holiday advertisements and such Santa Claus is just the fat man in red. Which is also weird since the poem never states the color, just fur and covered in soot after coming down the chimney.

... I'm thinking too much into this, but in my mind even though I haven't believed in him since I was a child (I sound ancient lol) he will always be a little guy in my head.
 
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