Important Public Safety Announcement

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*NeonWolf (01)

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Hey there..

The one, true Neon here, with an extremely important service announcement about a very serious topic.

Sharks.

Did you know that the ocean is salty? There are many different thoughts about why this is. Some people say its because of a whale secretion. Some say it's because of the erosion of sodium in the sea. However, that's not the true reasoning.

I'm here to talk to you about this real reason. Sharks. Rather, shark tears.

Sharks are a commonly misunderstood race of water-habitant. Commonly believed to be vicious killers, sharks get a bad rap. It's hurtful.

So every day, millions of sharks in the ocean cry their eyes out, filling the ocean with more salt.

It's time that we stop this Shark Racism and give them what they really want.

Hugs.


Hug a Shark Today!!!



This PSA has been brought to you by the letter 7, the number Broom, and the color Thursday.
 
 brb gunna ride a submarine and jump in the middle of the ocean in my pj's cause I care for sharks. <33 they shouldn't be discriminated! So they might rip me to shreds and feed on my flesh, but who can blame them?! 
 
Andi, it's shark racism like that, that makes them cry so much.

They don't want to eat you. They want to cuddle you. Sharks are our friends.

Unlike that red solo cup.
 
 sharks deserve love. They've been an outcast for too long. Sad, sad life of a shark.  cuddling with sharks is legit.
 
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