Im With The FBI

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014.

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  1. I Take Bribes #CrookedOrNah
     
    #81 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  2. Idk i shoot the guys and do the girls
     
    #82 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  3. I mean i arrest the perps and do an inspection on the womans beds
     
    #83 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  4. You only get paid $23.50 every half hour crap money but pays the bills
     
    #84 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  5. Thank you for your sacrifice for this country
     
    #85 NG-LIL-DAMICO, Sep 5, 2014
  6. Omfg ? I'm a girl.. Now ur not stepping within 50m of my house ?
     
    #86 Mofyy, Sep 5, 2014
  7. You are all welcome i enjoy making your lives safe
    To protect and serve
     
    #87 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  8. Hey that much for half an hour? I'M IN. ?
     
    #88 iKatelynnAmCastielsWifey, Sep 5, 2014
  9. Psshht sacrifice?! You've got to be kidding me ?
     
    #89 Mofyy, Sep 5, 2014
  10. Raid it is mofy
     
    #90 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  11. Where do I apply for this amazing job and what are the requirements? 
     
    #91 iKatelynnAmCastielsWifey, Sep 5, 2014
  12. It is mofy what if he be inpesticting a guys wifes bed and he just come home mad as hell like he said he might get angry and shit go down
     
    #92 NG-LIL-DAMICO, Sep 5, 2014
  13. If u manage to get inside I'll have some beer waiting for u 
     
    #93 Mofyy, Sep 5, 2014
  14. :lol:
     
    #94 Tempting, Sep 5, 2014
  15. Very dangerous job
    Requires:
    1 year at the academy
    High Tolerance Level
    No Hesitation
    Knowledge of protective equipment... condoms too
    Quick reflexes
    Blind loyalty
    And that other shit they teach u
     
    #95 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  16. I guess im drinking beer tmrw night
     
    #96 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  17. I distract the guys so shit doesn't go down. I think I'm doing the sacrificing here. 
     
    #97 iKatelynnAmCastielsWifey, Sep 5, 2014
  18. Condoms? Srsly? ?
     
    #98 Mofyy, Sep 5, 2014
  19. That's the protection? No bulletproof vest or nothing? What the hell happened to those?
     
    #99 Mofyy, Sep 5, 2014
  20. No we dont need condoms we need protective gear!We have full bionic body armor
     
    #100 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
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