I don't want to ruin...but I need to post the poem Jason and Gracie sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage Then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts broken beyond repair Jason leaves Gracie and takes the tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-E WOO, Cyanide and Happiness JASON AND GRACIE FOREVAH. Ok.
FIRST COMES LURVE SECOND COMES MARRIAGE THIRD COMES A BABY IN A WHITE CARRIAGE* fourth comes a long divorce case With him screwing you over and getting half