I'm sorry

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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And colors make it oh so much more believable... Don't worry. I talk in colors, too. But only bloody reds. So much more...emphasizable. :|

 

Rose, can you make another newberry award winning peice?

 

LMAO

 

Hey! I'm doing the damn best I can to make sense out of two deluded mental people's fantasy! 

Laura and Jamie I want an explanation, stop agonising over the next part of your love story and get your bootays out here 

 

Steals some popcorn

 

*hisses at Legs*

 

No offense to anyone who thought this was fake but they really are divorced now

 

Now I want some popcorn
Someone give me some

 

Mmmmmmm sweet flavour my favourite

 

WAIT SO THIS WAS REAL LIFE-chokes on popcorn

 

So, at the end of a long loving relationship when the divorce is finally settled...what do you do?!

Come on PIMD and declare you're undying love in front of strangers with an over use of exclamation points! And let's not forget tell everyone your wife was kidnapped by the Easter Bunny and that you're detective 

 

*grabs handful of popcorn* *smashes it in op's face*

 

Hey just got a call me the FBI.

My cousin works there~~

I was told Jamie didn't even make it through training and the last known job placement was being a mall cop.

And Laura is actually his first cousin.

The only law enforcement in this is then trying to legally marry.

I mean, what,

 

Does she still consider herself a model, too? And she wants him to forgive her after she cheated on him (when i assume the relationship would have been shaky from the start, due to her Playboy model status)? And, for an old person, her grammar is utterly despicable. I pity her, if this is true. ):

 

them* DAMN THESE VAMPIRE FINGERS.

 

OMG.


Paul Blart mall cop!

 

The popcorn had extra butter, so she'll have zits

 

Yez blood of Jamie's dying dreams to be a detective.

 

Either I'm hyper on chocolate or this is good comedy 