im looking for a boyfreind 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -TDA_lMrAmaze, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

    When I was 16, I found a girl with big boobs but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was very boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found a very exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.
     
  2. ^ I've seen this shit a lot but it's always funny
     
  3. Go outside, not a dating game.....
     
  4. Hairy , shut your trap you raging cunt .
     
  5. ^ypu are the one raging noob
     
  6. Ignorant of what? I think you are using the word incorrectly.. I am trying to drop some wisdom on you
     
  7. Follow my tutor Fool_Onthehill. He will definitely do all that gay stuff.

    If he denies he is gay, just keep pushing
     
  8. If you ignore that harry thing, it will go away
     
  9. Go drop a house on yourself hairy, no one wants your crack pot wisdom.
     
  10. I could have sworn this thread is supposed to be locked by now..
     
  11. It should be with all these noobs posting here
     
  12. Only noob I see is you hairy, btw do I need to gift you a shaving kit so you can shave. Ladies aren't suppose to be hairy.
     
  13. Who are you ^ to judge what anyone should do with their body. If a woman is confident being hairy I say let her.
     
  14. Just my south mouth has a little bit of hair
     
  15. woman aren't meant to be hairy, I'll buy her a waxing kit.
     
  16. who tells you woman aren't meant to be hairy? If that was the case, women are not supposed to grow hair naturally. Its a choice to be hairy or not. Some women choose to have hair and some don't. All equally beautiful.
     
  17. Abused is a noob leave him alone.. Been all over my wall spewing his butt hurtness all day
     
  18. I find him him cute and entertaining in a noob sort of way