I'm divorcing Saucy-one

Sakuri, I'll soak you in vinegar and vigorously slap your nipples with a shoe lace.

Then I'd make you my slave. I'd drag you like a kid with a pillow pet across your yard. Then if cut your hair off and bake a cake with your hair in it and send it to your mom.
 
Obviously, Sakuri is a 10 year old.

He has lame names.

Dummy?
Fat?
Lazy?
Dimwit?

LOL.

Those are things my 7 year old brother would say.

I mean, come on.

Just saying...

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