Make them regret passing out. Things you'll need: •Poppable balloon •Marker pen •Fresh Cream •Out of date milk •And, for the fun of it, an additional pint of your favourites.
Then I'll put on my jester hat and dance. :0 -hops on one foot, hops on the other, scratches back like a monkey, leers at everybody, screeches like an ape, climbs up a tree, throws apples at everyone- ._. That, my fellow forumers, is the evolution of man. From civilized human, to untamed ape.