1st you have to join a satanic cult, Then join their League of Masonic rights! If you make it to stage 3 you can become illuminati associate. From there you need to Sacrifice 6 Kids, 6 Goats and 6 Chickens. Only then will the illuminati contact you to join... That's what i had to do!
I'm running low on bentos I must feed my children, MY TUTS! If I have to suck some dixels to do so and that makes me the bad guy? well so be it.