If you have 1 week to live..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ItsKuma, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. I would have an ****
     
  2. I would just do what i do everyday️
     
  3. Eat as much ass as is humanly possible
     
  4. I would love to go to Sicily, Rome,
     
  5. Before I die and had one week to live I would say I did it all because I have ️
     
  6. ⇧Have you played Jenga on the back of an elephant?
     
  7. Dayum, I need to do that.
     
  8. I would,

    1, Remain DENCH

    2, spread my DENCH

    3, be thankful I'm DENCH

    4, enjoy being DENCH

    5, bask in the holy DENCH

    6, have a hell of a time knowing I'm DENCH

    7, most importantly stay DENCH.

    Amen. #DENCHNATION.
     
  9. Learn that Shmoney dance 
     
  10. :roll: Well, Steal your Great Granny's panties of course.
    Rob McDonalds For Their Fries.
    Wear " Spray on Pants"./Red onesie with glued on tampons then change my name to " Period".



    RAPE SAM SMITH
     
  11. Lock Megan fox in a van and rape her.
     
  12. Spend my last week being with my hubby and kids
     

  13. No you wouldn't. Stop kidding yourself :lol: you'd do some death defying badass Shizz :lol:
     
  14. If you gave all your money and assets to charity,then how can u afford a coffin and life insurance? Gonna foot your family the bill for a terminally ill patients policy? I'm fairly sure u gotta put a down payment,which would be a.... killer
     
  15. I would have all the unprotected text I want.
     
  16. Why would you make such a bad pun?
     
  17. I would probably want to get raped and die pregnant 
    That and make a breakfast for the patients at Ronald McDonald, who's lives are in ACTUAL danger..
     
  18. Because I wanted to be punny