if jesus came to your house...

Lock please

 

i hate butthurt people like Charlesim christain too but ppl are gonna have their opinions and jokes so suck it up[=color]

 

color fail on me

 

I would invite him in for a coffee and some tea cakes

 

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy thread :0

 

May Jesus bless you all ?

 

If Jesus came to my house I'd sit down on the sofa and watch Monty Python's Life of Brian with him so he could clear up what is factual and not.

 

I'd probably ask him to tell me the story about the dragon over a cup of tea. 

 

I'd put him in a cage and charge the rich to see him, and eventually become the supreme overlord of the world!  Yes, I'm kidding... 

 

I would throw him out cuz he isn't real in my life, there are only Greek gods and goddesses

 

"Come back on Halloween"